peripathetic

Does anyone outside of Belfast know what millies are? If not, here's a crashcourse. They are female, usually wear tracksuits and very little else, constantly wolf-whistle at any passing male, have no education, probably lost their virginity at age 12, and have had meaningful relationships with lines of coke for as long as they can remember. And there are two of them right outside my window, in my cosy little cul-de-sac street, and when I walked past them they did the whole whistling thing and shouted, really loudly, in the most disgusting accent you can possibly imagine:

"Hey... give us yer COCK!"

I retreated indoors, not wanting to get into the whole "I'm gay" "But we can change that in these bushes right now" exchange.