Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Bush: the Big Reader

In one of the most incisive insights into the mind of the distinctly average reader, it emerged in an AP report that George W Bush is actually reading the Report of the 9-11 Commission.

The president said he was reading the report and found it “interesting. It reads like a mystery, a novel. It’s well written,” Bush said in a brief interview outside his home in Crawford.

The mystery / fiction accolade is well deserved, as obviously, nobody in America knows what happened on 9/11.

Jesus, the irony.

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