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Strap On
The subject-matter is entirely prosaic to me, but the fact the guy's straight and a drily comedic writer makes it hilarious. :o)

Taking a foreign object in your ass is like shitting in rewind. Having a good poo can be really satisfying, but the other direction is fucking terrifying, at least at first. There's a definite fear of making a mess you'll never be able to forget.

One man's experience with a dildo. Moulded from his own dick.